No your eyes do not deceive you! UtalkMarketing has received a genuine bag of Puffin Poo all the way from the Shetland Islands.
Well, if some marketers have the skills to see ice to Eskimos, then why not cash in on Puffin Poo.
This product is, “Collected fresh every day from the banks and cliffs o’ Scotland.”
OK, OK, we lie. This Puffin Poo is actually a rather tasty product from the Shetland Fudge Company.
It’s a handmade confection of white Belgian chocolate, toasted rice and mallow handrolled in coconut.
Fight to keep your office colleagues’ hands off your poo!