Old rock stars don’t die, they just carry on rocking in soft drinks commercials.
Take Gene Simmons, front man of Kiss, for example. Thought he’d had enough of the grease paint and pyrotechnics?
Well, so did we until Dr Pepper came along and assumedly waved a wodge of dollar bills under Simmon’s nose.
The reason? Dr Pepper’s new Cherry variant contains “a KISS of Cherry.” Geddit?
Dr. Love gives it the thumbs up and as he sits surrounded by babedom, who are we to dispute his endorsement.
So, if he’s the Dr., that makes them nurses then?