Client: Electronic Arts
He's not a teenager with crabs, although his dad married one, which is why he has claws for hands.
"All my friends play it. They say it's rad. It's just my dad married a ... crab," the boy says in an interview.
It might not make total sense, but it does explain why he can't join his friends playing Wii's Skate It game.
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