Photocopying your arse on the company photocopier is neither big nor clever.
No matter how drunk you are, or think your boss is, never tell him or her how much you hate them.
There is no place for mistletoe in the office. It’s asking for trouble.
Don’t buy party snacks from the supermarkets’ budget basic ranges. That’s just cheap… and nasty.
No matter how tempted you are when drunk, it’s never a good idea to have sex with a work colleague. It’s a better idea to have sex with your boss... and then work on that payrise. Girls, never, never do the postroom boy.
If you’re the DJ, Agadoo will not get the party started. A nice bit of Abba is a much safer bet, working up to a moshing climax.
If you pick a Secret Santa name of a colleague you despise. It means you can give them whatever you want.
Always try to alternate your alcohol consumption with water. Yeah, right. There’s always Berrocca for the morning after hangovers.
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